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eduardosaverin7:

Banana is from ancient sumerian times

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that-house:

im-a-dragon-cawcaw:

wumbawoman:

memeclassheroes:

You post this without a video. 

you POST this without.a.video

YOU POST THIS WITHOUT A VIDEO

@that-house this has your vibes

Oh to be excavator operator taking an aircraft for one last ride while probably doing plane noises

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huffylemon:

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just passed a biker on the autobahn and she had her tits all the way out 💗 loosest tank top ever god bless

she WAS wearing gloves and a helmet though

supercoolclouds:

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I DIDS IT

this bitch is EMPTY

evilmario666:

evilmario666:

evilmario666:

The CEO of the company I worked for killed my dad, didn’t say anything for 8 days, and then sent me a long message about how it technically wasn’t illegal

I don’t care that I signed a NDA so he’s legally livestock. That was my dad. Come on man

Try saying that to my boss

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justmanlust4:

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girlballs:

hey. huge furry women sucking each other off

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shedglitter:

punkitt-is-here:

this duck LOVES pink drink

Humans will use tools and technologies to bring such joy to creatures that could not experience such pleasure by themselves.

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faeforge:

faeforge:

Oh holy shit they found Silphium alive and growing in the wild.

Miracle Plant Used in Ancient Greece Rediscovered After 2,000 Years

Ancient Greeks used a 'miracle' plant called Silphium, which was thought to have gone extinct 2,000 years ago, has now been rediscovered.

GreekReporter.com

Like now that I am awake I need to reiterate how huge this is. It was presumed harvested to extinction by the Romans. It was a favorite flavoring and according to historians one of the best contraceptives ever known. True or not it would be fantastic to study that but it being extinct made that impossible.

This is such a huge deal! I hope they get it figured how to grow it.

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dhaaruni:

nacseo-scrawl:

triviallytrue:

triviallytrue:

by far the funniest thing you can say immediately after winning the NBA finals

for those of you who don’t follow basketball, this guy is the best player in the world right now

#you don’t understand how completely devoted jokic is to racing horses#he’s tried to quit basketball several times to commit full time to his horses#he doesn’t even like playing basketball i don’t think, he’s just stupid good at it#he’s counting down the days until he can retire to move back to serbia and work with his horses#his post retirement plans are becoming a ‘trotting coach’ his words @sayheykid​

#HOW TO DODGE NBA DRAFT

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